The Dank Store

The Dank Store

The Dank Store – 

Overview:
Tucked away about 50 meters off the main road, The Dank Store might be a bit of a drive outside Chiang Mai, but it’s a road trip worth taking. As you roll up to its own plot of land, you’ll see a small white wooden building that looks humble…until night falls. Then, bam! The building becomes a beacon for cannabis lovers, thanks to an impressive color-changing LED “The Dank Store” shop sign. It’s so mesmerizing that we accidentally spent an extra 15 minutes just watching the light show (don’t judge—it’s hypnotic).

First Impressions:
Inside, the design is about as minimal as it gets: a simple counter and a few sofas. But this isn’t some slick, over-the-top dispensary. Oh no, they let their flower do all the talking. If you’re someone who’s more about quality than aesthetics, you’ll feel right at home. The atmosphere is relaxed, but the weed? Top-notch. This is a dispensary where the product truly takes center stage. And we mean that—there’s literally nothing else to distract you. It’s a cannabis connoisseur’s paradise.

Product Selection & Quality Control:
The Dank Store exclusively sells cannabis from the Thailand Dank Squad gardens, and these guys aren’t playing around. We’re talking next-level quality control. They don’t just grow; they craft their strains. By crossing their own genetics to create seeds, the team goes through a pheno-hunting process, which, for those who don’t know, is like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, they’re hunting for the perfect cannabis traits (and it takes forever). This method is costly, time-consuming, and definitely not for the impatient, but the payoff is absolutely worth it.

We sampled their Rainbow Belts, a strain that hits you with a sweet, gassy aroma. If you’re a fan of fruity candy notes mixed with that dank gas smell, you need to get your hands on this strain. It’s a standout on their carefully curated menu, and the staff—who are incredibly knowledgeable and passionate—will walk you through the lineup like true cannabis sommeliers. Bonus: their English is spot-on, so no awkward misunderstandings about THC levels or strain effects.

The Jungle – Restaurant & Bar:
Right next to the dispensary, on the same plot of land, is The Jungle, an open-air restaurant and bar that complements The Dank Store’s chill vibes perfectly. This is where you can hang out, eat some fantastic food, and soak in the atmosphere. The restaurant is laid out across three building, with the fourth side left open, giving it a cozy indoor-outdoor feel. There’s seating galore, a pool table, and a space for live music, comedy, or whatever weekend entertainment they’ve got lined up. The vibe is set with strings of bulb lights that add just the right touch of ambiance.

And let’s talk about the food. It’s some of the best Thai food we’ve had at prices that don’t break the bank. We’re talking dishes under 150฿ that pack serious flavor. Oh, and there’s a full bar, so feel free to sip a beer while you wait for the live DJ to start spinning. Pro tip: Come for the weed, stay for the vibe, and eat way more than you intended because the food’s just that good.

Final Thoughts:
The Dank Store is a must-visit for anyone who takes their cannabis seriously. The Thailand Dank Squad’s dedication to quality is evident in every strain, and the relaxed, no-frills dispensary set up lets you focus on what matters: the weed. Pair that with a hangout spot like The Jungle, and you’ve got a destination that’s perfect for groups, solo smokers, or anyone looking for a chill place to enjoy some top-tier cannabis.

The location might be a little out of the way, but it’s more than worth it for:

• Cannabis connoisseurs who want something special
• Groups looking for space to spread out and vibe
• Amazing Thai food at unbeatable prices
• A friendly, laid-back atmosphere with entertainment options

So, hop in a grab, and head to Hang Dong District. It’s a trip you won’t regret.